Fortune cookie sayings are funny sometimes. Here are some:
"HELP !! I Am A Prisoner In A Mexican Fortune Cookie Factory. Send Money"
"You will be hungry again soon. Order take-out now."
"You feel uncomfortable undressing outdoors."
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle."
"You love Chinese food."
"You are the greatest person in the world. Yes, you are."
"Keep on keeping on. "
"The more you eat the more you eat."
Do you have one funny?
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