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Fortune cookie sayings are funny sometimes. Here are some:

"HELP !! I Am A Prisoner In A Mexican Fortune Cookie Factory. Send Money"

"You will be hungry again soon. Order take-out now."

"You feel uncomfortable undressing outdoors."

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle."

"You love Chinese food."

"You are the greatest person in the world. Yes, you are."

"Keep on keeping on. "

"The more you eat the more you eat."

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